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 amused12 August 2008  A man thought it would be fun to have sex with a park bench, but then he got stuck. The paramedics thought they could free him by taking some blood from him (I'm not even going to ask...), but they ended up taking him AND THE WHOLE PARK BENCH to the hospital to be cut free.  The doctors said an hour more would have necessitated amputation. I'm sure this would have been harder on the person than the park bench. hahaha! Then the article said this sort of thing was not unusual: 'There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle. (I'd like to ask HOW, but I'm not sure I really want to know...) Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.' (I suppose, then, that all the parents had to keep their young bicycles away from Robert...) I hope this has given you a smile or two. :) | ||||||||||
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